By Javier Manjarres
Here is a video compilation of some of the highlights from yesterday’s ‘love-fest’ between Occupy Denver’s finest and the ‘Blogcon Barbarians’ at FreedomWorks annual conservative blogger meeting. Everyone’s favorite class-clown Steven Crowder managed to get a couple of dance moves in as the festivities got under way, and he later admitted to a sudden uncontrollable attraction to one of the occupiers. (Large ratty looking woman with the sunglasses <<<<see picture)
I tried to extend the proverbial olive branch to one of the loudmouth occupiers- let’s call him ‘Mr.High-n-Tight because of his military hairdo- but he refused to take my ham sandwich peace offering, instead he took offence and knocked it to the ground.
As the love-fest was winding down, one of the youngest, and certainly the dumbest of the bunch assaulted the infamous Shark Cam, as he back peddled out of the hotel lobby. Needless to say, the Shark Cam had to be quarantined for possible occupier ‘cooties.’ Another funny video, must watch!
6 Responses to “Occupy Denver Rejects Ham Sandwich Peace Offering, Steven Crowder Falls in Love”
Maybe he was Jewish?
Vincent: Want some bacon?
Jules: No, man. I don’t eat pork.
Vincent: Are you Jewish?
Jules: Nah, I ain’t Jewish, I just don’t dig on swine, that’s all.
Vincent: Why not?
Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don’t eat filthy animals.
Vincent: Yeah, but bacon tastes good. Pork chops taste good.
Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I’d never know ’cause I wouldn’t eat the filthy…..
Why does this bring back images of Woodstock (sans the excellent music)?
I want to occupy my 25′ Regal cabin cruiser with some champagne, fois gras, and that cutie with the glasses! I have a feeling she might change her mind about wealthy people!
I want to occupy my 25′ Regal cabin cruiser with some champagne, fois gras, and that cutie with the glasses!
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