by Lone Shark
Unapologetic progressive Democrat candidate for Congress Alan Grayson must be operating out of smaller echo-chamber than we’ve previously believed- apparently unaware of recent doggy-related news, his latest campaign email solicitation is keeping the presidential doggy-wars alive by regurgitating Mitt Romney’s own doggy incident in a bark-out-loud (BOL) attempt for campaign cash-
Dear Friend -
I’m asking you to contribute to our campaign today for a reason that you might not . . . expect. It’s to keep Mitt Romney’s dog safe.
Unless you have been visiting relatives in Atlantis for the last few months, you may have heard about Mitt Romney’s Irish setter Seamus. Mitt Romney caged Seamus, strapped the cage to the roof of his car, and then drove Seamus 650 miles, from Massachusetts to Ontario. During the ride, Seamus developed diarrhea. Romney calmly drove into a gas station, hosed off Seamus, the cage and the car windows, and continued his trek. Even though Romney’s dog was as sick as a dog.
It’s good to know that if America ever has a dog-on-the-roof-plus-excrement crisis, at least one person will know how to deal with it.
I have been reminded of this Romney escapade many times recently, because virtually every time that I go to any website, I see an ad for “Pet Lovers for Obama.” And I don’t even have a dog. (Note to White House: check ad targeting parameters.)
The President’s outreach to dog-lovers notwithstanding, we nevertheless must face the possibility that Mitt Romney may become President. I ask you not to think about what that means for America. I ask you to think about what that means for Mitt Romney’s dog.
He’ll be tied to the trunk of the limousine that carries Mitt Romney down Pennsylvania Avenue to his inauguration. (Romney’s inauguration, not the dog’s.)
He’ll be tied to the roof of the helicopter that carries Romney to Camp David. Just under the blades.
He’ll be tied to the top of Air Force One, as it hurtles through the air at 600 miles an hour, six miles above the ground. That would be enough to give anyone the runs.
In fact, as I said on MSNBC a few weeks ago, I don’t think that Mitt Romney will be happy until Romney has America strapped to the top of his car.
These are all terrible thoughts, I know. But you can help make sure that none of this ever comes to be – by contributing to our campaign.
Why our campaign? Because our district is: (a) in Florida, and (b) on the I-4 corridor in Central Florida. If President Obama wins Florida, then Romney loses the race. And if President Obama wins the I-4 corridor, then President Obama wins Florida.
Every single day, including Saturdays and Sundays, we have dozens of canvassers going door to door. They are encouraging unregistered Democrats to register, encouraging Democrats who have changed addresses to re-register, signing up Democrats to vote by mail if they want to, and spreading the word about what the Republicans will do to our Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid. Explaining that with Romney as top dog, America will become a dog’s breakfast, a dog-eat-dog world.
America will go to the dogs.
Will the Obama campaign be doing this here as well? I don’t know. I haven’t seen it yet, as I told Vice President Biden a few days ago. But I do know that we are signing up a lot of Grayson voters. They will not only help to win our race, but also will help to keep the White House and the Senate.
And help keep Mitt Romney’s dog safe.
So if you care about Mitt Romney’s dog, if you care about puppies and kittens and little babies and cotton candy, you really have no choice. You have to contribute to our campaign. And you have to do it today. So click on that button below.
Courage,
Alan Grayson
No animals were harmed in the making of this e-mail.
Apparently, Grayson remains unaware of the fact that the President’s “outreach” to dog lovers included eating dogs for lunch, and we still don’t know when the President stopped treating dogs as a delicacy. It’s especially delicious to watch Grayson drop the line “America will become a dog’s breakfast, a dog-eat-dog world” without a hint of irony. Keep it up, Alan!
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15 Responses to “Alan Grayson Forgets Obama Lives In a Dog Eat Dog World”
Grayson is like one of those doggie bags kids use to leave on peoples front doorsteps as a prank -and he’s full of it.
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This is how dogs suffer in Indonesia where Obama bragged in his book he ate dog. http://www.buzzfeed.com/expresident/all-about-indonesian-dog-meat Does Grayson think THAT is funny?
What a LOSER!!! How in the hell did this boob get elected to Congress?? Jesus, Democrats will vote in the biggest idiots and crazies in this country!!
I would wait till I could find a RINO or a NEOCON of your liking (to replace him) that is as “anti corruption” and “anti Federal Reserve” as Alan Greyson before bashing him about something that was undoubtedly written by a Democrat party hack pamphleteer. Its obvious to me that the Dems want him gone. He is far to intent on putting the banks, and the Fed in their place for TPTB . His grilling of the SEC at hearings made me proud. Maybe Ozzie DeFaria is more up your alley.
We need to start looking at people instead of parties. Both parties have their share of rum dumb crooks and pretenders.
Alan Grayson is the poster child of someone with too much money and not an ounce of common sense. Let him go on and on. He will destroy himself with his idiocy. He’s good for a laugh and that’s about all.
Grayson is an embarrassment to humanity. How anyone would vote for him shows what the Democrat Party has fallen to.
I have read articles and heard video of Alan Grayson for months now…he is a nut case..and probably because , as a child, no one, not even his mother loved him…he hates people and to make it , he sides with a group of losers in the democratic party, which i might add, used to be ok…but, the liberal progressive have hijacked it and turned it into something your granny would not recognize….he is a sicko, with no regard for his thought or language and i think he will continue to do or say anything he can to get attention…and it is true…how does a group of people actually vote a dirt bag into office like him…however , having said that…i voted for charlie crist and now look at what he has become…another dirt bag…..
America………..This is what we have running around the world! This is what projects our image
abroad. This what mirrors our American way and this is what the
Democratic Party bows to and supports with our tax dollars. Are you a
proud American now?
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Mr. Grayson: How stupid is your staff or how stupid are you? Do you not realize that President Obama ate dogs?
For those who say we need a third party system, you need to know this. A third party would split the vote and do precisely what we don’t want to happen: give this liberal loon the election by splitting the conservative vote. That Grayson is back on the scene shows how desperate the liberal left is for candidates. He is an ignorant bully with no morals and should not be in public office. There’s a good reason why Floridians voted him out of office the last time! He was an embarrassment to the office he held. He should stay a bottom feeder attorney, it fits him well!
My dog is a lot smarter than Grayson. Do they only let him out of the looney bin every other election?
Grayson speaks for himself. Those that support him, will regardless. Which speaks volumes in itself.
I have about as much respect for Alan Grayson as I do for the pile my neighbor’s dog left on my front lawn. However, I have to admit that the jerk has a sense of humor (if he really wrote the above piece).
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This is why he lost in 2010… he makes that clown of a V.P. look like a genius